Welcome To The Badger Ball: 15 Cute And Silly Pics And Memes Of Badger Buddies Living Life To The Fullest

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SaulRoome
Jul 7, 2023 4:00 PM EDT

Once a year, in a secret location, all the badgers put aside their daily tasks and come together for the Badger Ball, an event of such beauty and grace that it is said any hooman who would set eyes on it would immediately faint. Of course, that is not a problem, as hoomans have no idea of what goes on in the lives of badgers, who happen to be masters of stealth and theatrical arts. In fact, the lives they portray to all other creatures are actually false, just 'above ground' masks they wear to throw hoomans and other animal friends off their scent.

But why all the secrecy? It all has to do with their ball. The ball must stay secret, as it is sacred to the Badgers, and immortalizes the secret unification of the main Badger houses, the Honey Badgers and the European Badger. More so, it serves to unify the Badger nation and strengthen them against the threat of their greatest enemy: Badger puns.

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  • 01

    #BLESSED

    Plant - You have been visited by the Sacred Badger. He has decided to bless you with good memes. made with mematic
    via mematic
  • 02

    Bundle of Badgers

    Iris
    via u/Mail30silver

    While the correct collective noun for a group of badgers is a cete or a colony of badgers, we much prefer the made-up terms, such as: A bundle of badgers, a bouquet of badgers, and the crowd favorite, a burrow of badgers, which just makes sense.

  • 03

    Hehe, puns

    Microphone - Objection! Badgering the witness
    via u/ChaosOrPeace
  • 04

    They were roommates

    Carnivore
    via u/aquilasr
  • 05

    Proper Badgerquette at its finest

    Organism - Hiro @HiroRwar American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. > European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. ⒸMarc Baldwin
    via @HiroRwar, ⒸMarc Baldwin

    Though customs seem to differ in how the Badger Houses greet house guests, in reality, these humble mammals are actually better hosts than they seem. No meth shivving or small cottages for their guest, only the finest silver cutlery and golden teacups.

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    Ecoregion - WHO WOULD WIN? THE KING OF ANIMALS ONE TOUGH BOI
    via imgflip.com
  • 07

    Super confused cat in the background

    Purple
    via u/Sofa-King-Slow
  • 08
    Human - IG: THE COMPLETEFACTS Honey Badger is listed in the Guinness book of world records as the most fearless creature in the world. They eat anything and everything. Maybe I am a honey badger biti
    via IG: THE COMPLETEFACTS
  • 09

    What a beautiful bouquet of badgers!

    Plant
    via u/Sofa-King-Slow
  • 10
    Nose - Barber: What you want? Me: You ever see a honey badger? Barber: Say no more
    via u/mshewakr
  • 11
    Head - there is no meme just badger made with mematic THE CROWN PRINTS
    via mematic, CROWN PRINTS
  • 12

    Aww

    Vertebrate - M
    via reddit
  • 13

    'Ambulatory carpets of death'

    Photograph - Tony Finch Retweeted Sean Gallagher @thepa... 2d ✓ The difference between Europe and America is your badgers are adorable while our badgers are snarling ambulatory carpets of death 95 561 2,963 1
    via Sean Gallagher
  • 14
    Textile
    via u/Pigoonlet
  • 15

    That lion is 3 seconds away from instant regret

    Ecoregion
    via reddit

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